And I swear I will never take another three shot of the new pot pills I'm on now.
The pills (take one when you feel necessary) were just sitting there and I shall state that the dispenser guy did say up to a maximum of three. One of the neat parts about being bipolar/MS is that you forget things. Did I already take this pill? Is this my shirt, or yours or just a shirt on the new floor. You're the blonde I'm married to, right? (She continues to claim to be that individual, OK so with me! So far!)
Anyhow, it was Sunday and we were home and I'd taken two of the 9.7 THC pills and felt alright, like on a Wednesday afternoon when I was still working but stopping now and then to look a the tree outside my office. Sturdy and weak with giant wooden arms supporting small buds on just slightly larger sticks that pull away from the mother trunk ...
Yeah, it kind of started like, but ended up with this....
(OK, quick history lesson. I love baseball and that has been such a part of my life, that I mourn each days from November 1 - Feb 15 as wasted days of life. To celebrate this enthusiasm, my parents bought me a "Sports Illustrated dice baseball game." You rolled some dice and looked at a chart to see what the batter did. I only played a few games with it and next year it was replaced by a game called APBA baseball. No, I don't know what the initials mean, but I think it was what the founder of the game's own baseball card league. American Professional Baseball Association
So anyway you pick two teams, get your lineups ready, scoresheets, and beverage and then roll the two dice and see what happened to that leadoff batter. End of lesson).
Oh, this is an APBA card:
I hope you see the cover in upper right. The team is the Dodgers, but APBA figured if you'll fork over 40 bucks for the game and cards, why should they slow the cash flow by re-signing up with Major League Baseball to put authentic names to leagues, teams and in a few cases the players. OK, 'nuff said.)
As I sat there at the kitchen table around six PM Sunday, prepping for the Boston/cardinals when the table seem to bubble and the player cards of the Reds/Cardinals/Braves seemed to slip into the wrong envelope, moving away from my hand as if my selection of him for shortstop for the Cardinals was the wrong one (it was. That guy's a catcher). But the cards were still moving from hand to cover to lineups, and then the little brown things came around to help move the cards faster.
Decision time for moi. Am I actually asleep here? And this quick move to dream session normal? I had no sense of moving my body but my wife only sitting about 10 feet away just saw me looking at the cards, and not seeing the war raging between the Reds and Cardinals across our kitchen table. Baseball blood!
So that was my "high". The part of me that still thinks I am fine told me just to breathe and relax. And, much to my amazement, the pot images went away. I just sat there. Breathed. The third pill was fading out. The cards arrived at their appropriate sleeve and all was right.
And that was probably the first/ last time with Three-fer-me. The pills (THC) do help in the middle of the day when I am starting to take a nap, spazz out, and see if anyone noticed. Since it is only Jackie here it would be thumbs up or down by the Empress and a very concerned look at her husband. Nah, keep this one close. Just one every 8 -12 hrs.
I was too boring as a kid to know much about drugs, except Excedrine, Kaopectate, Pepto Bismol, pimple purging pills and the clear Avon products my mother bought me. I did see more of marijuana in college, and stayed away from it. Why? because I am letting someone/thing take over. And that is not allowed. By the way, all the pot brain girls needed a ride home...And I just happen to be sober and have the Mystery Matador:
I did OK. And with the help from the support crew, I will not prevail, but I'll make it as nasty as I can for MS, like put it into the back of that Matador and drive cross country with my family. Car parts will render themselves useless, unless you need air for a flat. That's why they made Stewart's shops for. And ice cream. Hey how bout this - Ice Cream Brain Freeze and the three pills? Then look at the baseball cards.
Cherry Garcia bats leadoff...