"Free Marijuana for sick people. Can I help you get sump'n?"
Uh, yeah um I'm Tom Martin and I was told that I need to speak with you folks to -
"Yeah, yeah, Everybody's needy, my friend. Who set you up?"
That would be my Psychiatrist, Doctor U* and he -
"Wait, wait man. Your psychiatrist wants is Doctor Who?"
No, no. Not The Doctor. MY doctor is U******. He's local.
Right. No timelords need apply. But I did hope to find out what I need to do get marijuana.
"Wait, how old are you?"
I'm, uhhhhh, 60 ish."
Still there, sir? I asked.
"Sorry, man. I can't believe a guy that old has now idea how to find weed, at some point. Now just for me to be sure, if you're 60, you must have gone through the 1970s, right. Plenty around as I recall, or rather I have been informed, if you get my meaning. You must have been in high school or college. There must have a buddy who could have set you up."
There was. I just never went to his setup. Look, I'm supposed to be interviewed for the program, so maybe we could...
"Guess what? This is the interview. So far you're old and confused and have been since Nixon was in town. No wonder Doctor Who wanted you prepped. Now next do you need instruction in assembling a doobie?